04.30.03 7:45pm
In the meantime...

A full update is in the works, but until then, enjoy these little slices of heaven. The lesson to be learned here is: If you're going to videotape your Star Wars fighting skills on a school camera, remember to remove the cassette when you're done. (requires Windows Media Player.)

I had some ideas for this update, but I lost my notes, so I'm left with a bunch of pictures and some wordy things to go along with them.

My last update was pretty well-received, probably because I had it professionally gift wrapped at Sears. I submitted a link to Fark, and it inspired a decent photoshop contest. Check it out here.

I got a new digital camera, so I took some pictures of our place in Overland Park. It's not exactly clean enough inside to take pictures, what with the blood everywhere.

Anyway, this is what we refer to as the front door, which we never use. It's there mainly to make us believe we live in a miniature house in a miniature neighborhood. It's not that effective.

Here's a look from the front porch towards some grass, some other apartments, some trees, and, oh, miles of smiles.

This is the back, which includes the garage, the back door, and the back porch. Noticing a pattern? That's right! Everything shown here was built with foreign labor! (Except the truck, it was built with equal parts of magic and love.)

Of course, no collection of pictures would be complete without a glamor shot of one of my most prized possessions. Unfortunately, this stupid truck parked right in front of it!

Oh, I can't stay mad at you. Here's one picture of the inside of our place. See that couch? It's the same one Sam Malone had in his office, which explains why I'm sitting on the floor.

Yep, friends, that's me, everyone's favorite web dork. To those of you who haven't seen me in a while, surprise! I'm still white!

On Saturday, I drove one of these, so now I want one. Then I spent the next 2 hours making the salesman believe I could afford it. Sucker!

Because I have to fill one more slot before this update ends, here is another picture I took of it. I was close!

Man, I hate when these updates run out of steam at the end...