06.29.03 8:45:18pm
My car is gay.

In a past update, I swore off reading the Fark comments. The ratio of intelligent people to sheer morans that post there is staggeringly slanted towards the light end of the IQ pile.

Unfortunately, my will wasn't as strong as it needed to be, and I ended up going back to the forums, only to lose all hope for humanity each time I visited. Today is no exception.

Someone has again submitted CarTalk's "Top Ten Gay Cars" page to Fark, and once again, it got posted. The first time I read that article, I thought it was stupid and narrow-minded, not to mention a little emasculated since my truck was #10 on the Lesbian list. This time, it hits a little closer to home, since the VW Jetta, the car I bought a little over two months ago, is #1 on the Gay guys list. <Insert your OMG SEAN IS SO GAY joke here.>

So back to Fark and me hating it.

Check out the comments for the gay cars article. I'm not going to rant about this for any longer, but just seeing what a lot of the people have to say just pisses me off, and not just because my car is a homo.

Once again, it's been a little while since I've updated, so let's check out what's been going on in the news.

President George Bush took some time out of his schedule to discuss two things that Americans should not expect out of a second term.

Finally, in entertainment news, it was reported last week that rapper and former thug 50 Cent stubbed his toe nine times on his way to the bathroom.